The Story of Froyo

Once upon a time there was a land consisted of yogurt.
Just like humans, they had different personalities thus different texture and taste.
Ever being so lonely doing nothing but sit there all day, similar yogurts decided to live close to each other, and eventually they formed their own yogurt kingdom over time. Out of many, Yoplait's land grew quite large and became the largest yogurt kingdom in the yogurt world. Although the world was dominated by Yoplait, there were smaller kingdoms like Dannon, and a home-grown local version of YaKuRuTu in the land of morning calm.
Like Earth, Yogurt land was also revolving around the sun! The yogurt in the Arctic area was so poor and unpopular, they could not afford any heating at home. Those poor yogurts began to freeze and formed the Frozen Yogurt, which they called themselves 'Froyos'.
These Froyos started to gather together and the evil global warming threatened their lives. Froyos, despite the turmoil of the economy and global meltdown, fought like brave men, and began to have children. The first was sweet child, and they named it TCBY. It was a popular baby for a while, and others began to follow TCBY's sweet froyo trend. However, their first son, TCBY, was not a very strong boy. Often sick and malnourished, it eventually died. Deeply sadden by the death of their baby, Froyos had a second child, who was a bit more sour than sweet, and leaner than fattening. They named him 'Red Mango.' ReMang was born originally in the land of Yakurutu, so had the same Yakurutu citizenship, and it was prospering there. Delighted by the healthy growth of their second child, another parent was inspired and gave birth to their verion of ReMang, called, 'Pink Berry.' Not wanting a fight with ReMang's parents, Pink Berry settled in a far away land, which humans often called the land of opportunity. While it was still not so well known to the rest of the world, there was a slutty pretty girl named, Hilton, who came from Paris, and she often hung out with Pink Berry as she liked her so much. This Hilton girl happened to be a popular kid in school, and many people started to follow her and hung out with Pink Berry, making it even more popular than ReMang. Just like Adam and Eve and their sons, Froyos began to multiply and there were many new kids on the block like Yolato, Berry Berry, Yogo Berry, and so on, but what caught the heart of an innocent prince from India, named Doojohn, was Yorganic. This particular Froyo had a personality of a tanginess as well as a bit of sourness just like a say chim tay gee girl who is not merely janmangful. Doojohn and Yorganic met about 2 months ago when Doojohn was just walking down the street and fell in love with Yorganic at first sight. Doojohn started to hang out with her every single day, day and night. However, Doojohn turned psycho and began to freeze Yorganic in his own freezer so he can have her any time he wants. He even put multiple Yorganic clones in his freezer at a time. She tried to resist, but the evil Doojohn was too evil and powerful! She cried out everyday to let her out, but evil Doojohn never listened to her and ended up eating her by scooping her flesh with a spoon, flesh by flesh, spoon by spoon.

The End.